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The Tilata Prophecy

The following article appeared in the radiated tabloid Prophecy in the April 2051 Issue. Used with permission.

The End of the World- The Tilata Prophecy

The Tilata Ancient Physics predicts the energy fights will bring about the end of the world.

      The ancient physics says, “Blessed is the one who reads the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near.” (The Titata 1168:3) We at Prophecy believe those words: the time is near. We know that because it's happening already.
      What is happening already? The energy fights. All across the nation, colleges and universities and even innocent primary schools are engaging in a sport that is no sport at all; it's a brutal, destructive, devastating activity that will destroy our world. Energy weapons are being aimed at each other in these fights: weapons that pack such large amounts of power that their strikes approach the power of lightning, weapons that have been called 'swords' by their rabid fans, weapons that are destroying the peace of our fragile world. The ancient physics has prophesied, “Its wielder was given energy to take peace from the earth and to make people slay each other. To him was given a large sword…and given power over the earth to kill by that sword, by dark energy, and by the beasts of the dark realm.” (The Tilata 1173:4,8) The ancient physics has proclaimed that the energy fights will be the end of our world.
      For long centuries Tilata experts have believed this prophecy meant some catastrophic event such as a world war, nuclear devastation, or the conquests of some dictatorship. But at least one expert, Dr. Norman Kokenut, now believes this prophecy refers to the energy fights. How can the energy fights compare to a world war or nuclear devastation? His argument may surprise you.
      In a thesis recently presented at the Worldwide Tilata Exposition in London, England, Dr. Kokenut argued that the energy fights were potentially more devastating than any of those events listed above because they employ dark energy, a controversial new source of energy discovered recently at Atraville College in northern Illinois. Dark energy, according to Dr. Kokenut, was prophesied in the ancient physics as being not only the cause of the end of the world, but also the chief cause of all strife and evil that has ever occurred since the beginning of our world.
      At the exposition, Dr. Kokenut advocated everyone everywhere to get protection from the coming terrible desolation by employment of the sanctus energy. This, he stated, is the only way anyone will survive. He's urging everyone to stand firm with the sanctus breastplate, helmet, and shield all energized by the sanctus activation belt, wearing anti-gravity shoes, and the sanctus sword. With this protection, a few of us may just survive.

Posted by Howard Douglas


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